Thursday, May 05, 2011

"Cliche" - not just a great Rundgren song

The recent prospect of me attending a meeting reminded me of another of my critic's cliches-in-the-making. Well, it's a term I've used in other situations, especially professional, but it seems well suited to review use, too.

Bartleby would "prefer not to" ...

Examples: Boss: Will you be going to that marketing meeting today?
JAG: Bartleby.

If I weren't so averse to, ahem, verbing nouns, I might "bartleby that meeting," missing it out of personal preference.

Uses in the world of criticism are nearly endless.

Example: Assignments Editor: How would you like to review the new
Rush box set?
JAG: I'm afraid that's going to be a bartleby for me.

And, "The prospect of watching one more frame of Jim Carrey
makes me go all bartleby."


Now I need to get ready for work.

Definitely bartleby about it, though.

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